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Interlude: Kate McKinnon is Actually a Cat

September 2, 2016

Though it may seem that I have emerged from months of radio silence merely to post a celebrity fluff piece, in actual fact I have been doing important science. HOURS of researching Kate McKinnon YouTube videos. FOR SCIENCE. And I believe I have incontestable proof that this captivating weirdo of Ghostbusters renown is only pretending to be a human who loves cats to cover up the factual truth: she herself is a Felis domesticus playing a clever game of cat-and-mouse with the entire Internet’s heart.

On to the Proof

 

Exhibit A: Who do you know that acts like this? Cats, that’s who.

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Exhibit B: Batting at plush toys. Knocking objects to the floor. I could practically rest my case here.

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Exhibit C: I mean

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Exhibit D: Was this comment a slip, or an intentional clue?

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(Even Ellen pointed out the family resemblance.)

 

Exhibit F: Definitely toying with us.

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In Conclusion

Your name may be an anagram of “Kit Kan Con Men”, but we are on to you, Kate McKinnon.

Or should I say KAT MCKINNON

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