Interlude: Kate McKinnon is Actually a Cat
Though it may seem that I have emerged from months of radio silence merely to post a celebrity fluff piece, in actual fact I have been doing important science. HOURS of researching Kate McKinnon YouTube videos. FOR SCIENCE. And I believe I have incontestable proof that this captivating weirdo of Ghostbusters renown is only pretending to be a human who loves cats to cover up the factual truth: she herself is a Felis domesticus playing a clever game of cat-and-mouse with the entire Internet’s heart.
On to the Proof
Exhibit A: Who do you know that acts like this? Cats, that’s who.
Exhibit C: I mean
Exhibit D: Was this comment a slip, or an intentional clue?
(Even Ellen pointed out the family resemblance.)
Exhibit F: Definitely toying with us.
Your name may be an anagram of “Kit Kan Con Men”, but we are on to you, Kate McKinnon.
Or should I say KAT MCKINNON